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2015/5/5 6:34:25





2015/5/5 9:34:53

My kid is four. My wife one day ordered him to stand by the wall since he made a mistake.

That night, his mom was reading a story for him. He pointed out that she wrongly pronounced a word. My wife said: "Order me to stand by the wall, since I made a mistake."

My son said: "No, you don't have to, because I can teach you."



2015/5/5 11:43:52

嗯温暖的



2015/5/5 16:20:33

一个可爱的小女孩在手里拿着两个苹果。她的妈妈走了进来,带着微笑轻轻地对她的小女儿说:我的甜心,可以给我你两个苹果中的一个吗?
女孩看着她的母亲几秒然后她突然在一个苹果上咬了一口,快速地在另一个苹果上也咬了一口。
妈妈觉得她的笑容在她脸上凝固了,她女里让她的失望不要表现出来。
然后这个小女孩把其中一个咬了一口的苹果给了她母亲,说妈妈,这个给你。这是比较甜的一个。



2015/5/5 16:31:03

看不懂



2015/5/5 19:09:15

我竟然能看懂



2015/5/5 21:37:13

俺孩儿四岁了,一天因为犯错他妈让他去墙边罚站,那天晚上,孩他妈读了个故事给他,孩儿指出他妈的一个错误读音,他妈说你应该让我去墙根罚站,因为我犯错了,孩儿说,不用,你么必要去,因为我能教你。



2015/5/5 23:16:57

不懂



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